





That's Why We Can't Have Nice Things
22in x 22in | 55.88cm x 55.88cm
28.74in x 28.74in | 73.0cm x 73.0cm
Fine Art Print
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Celebrating their 20th anniversary with Castle Fine Art, artistic duo Peter and Jayne Smith newest collection, Scoff. , features a selection of familiar British pantry favourites.
Contemplating themes of friendship, love and life with kids, the pair’s artworks not only playfully pun on the product associations but also creatively weave them into the fabric of everyday life. The duo continues to explore the surreal still life oil paintings they have become so famous for, this time recreating the iconic packaging of tasty treats with their iconic sense of humour.
A perfect blend of nostalgic and knowing humour, ‘That's Why We Can't Have Nice Things’ is a bold, bright and instantly recognisable piece. Conveying themes of parenthood and life with kids, the title is a universal parental catchphrase paired perfectly with the chaotic energy of a Monster Munch packet.
The artwork also features the famous Impossimals, that have gained a dedicated following in the fine art world, embodying Peter Smith’s fine artistic craftsmanship and the pair’s unique blend of humour and creativity.
The artwork is meticulously crafted to best showcase the vibrant colours - which are colour matched to the product - the surreal quality and the personality the pair inject into everything they create. The magic comes from the depth and detail of each artwork aligned with the sense of humour in each piece.
This artwork is a Hand-signed Flatbed Giclée on Canvas Board limited edition and can also be purchased in a set of five.
Find out more about this collection here or alternatively shop more Peter Smith’s art here.
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THE FINER DETAILS

Hand-signed by the artist
The artwork is hand-signed by Peter Smith.

Flatbed Giclée on Canvas Board
Given Castle Fine Art's expertise as UK's leading art retailer, we are committed to the highest standards specially regarding printing. Derived from the French term gicler’, the term describes a printing process whereby microscopic dots of pigment-based ink are sprayed onto archival-quality paper to ensure the fidelity of a limited edition to an original artwork. It is believed that a giclée will significantly outlast a lithographic print, keeping its vivid colour for up to 200 years.

Ready to Hang
This artwork arrives ready to hang, ensuring a hassle-free setup. Simply unbox, choose your perfect spot, and enjoy its beauty instantly.

The Impossimals
Scoff. sees the duo continue to explore the surreal still life oil paintings they have become so well known for. Of course, the new artworks also feature the – now infamous – Impossimals that have made the Smith’s artwork so beloved and collectable. Having gained a dedicated following in the fine art world, the Impossimals embody Peter Smith’s fine artistic craftsmanship and the pair’s unique blend of humour and creativity.
Part of
Scoff. 2025

The artist
Peter Smith
Husband and wife duo Peter and Jayne Smith are a British artistic partnership and creators of one of the most collectable and beloved series of fine artworks, including their trademark Impossimal creatures which have gained a dedicated following among art enthusiasts for their unique blend of humour, creativity, and artistic craftsmanship.
Together they have created the Lost Impossimals™;, Lost Alice™; and Impossimals® series, which feature his beloved characters in a range of humorous scenes and situations. The Impossimals have gained a dedicated following among art enthusiasts for their unique blend of humour, creativity, and artistic craftsmanship.
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Yes, Castle Fine Art is based in the UK, but we ship internationally. All of our international orders are delivered via DHL.
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Most artwork orders will need to be professionally mounted and framed before being dispatched, so delivery can take up to four weeks from the date you placed your order, but we do strive to deliver your order as soon as we can.
Books and gift cards are delivered within 2-3 working days. Please note, if multiple artworks are purchased within the same order, they may be delivered separately for efficient delivery.
The majority of our originals and limited editions are hand signed by the artist themselves. On some occasions where we have limited edition sculptures, this is hand written into the mould before production. If you're unsure, please contact us.