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Framed: 31 x 25 in | 78.74 x 63.5 cm
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The Impossimals® are back for the rebellious Sex, Drugs ‘n Sausage Rolls collection from Peter and Jayne Smith. The series is an amusing sideswipe at life: people, coffee, swearing, diets, cats and dogs are all rolled up in nudge-nudge, wink-wink innuendo.
Speaking on this piece, Peter adds: “Things I like about coffee: it’s hot, smells great, keeps me awake, cheers me up. Things I like before coffee: nothing, so back off.”
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Sex, Drugs ‘n Sausage Rolls | 2020
The Impossimals® returned in January 2020 for the rebellious Sex, Drugs ‘n Sausage Rolls collection from Peter and Jayne Smith. The series is an amusing sideswipe at life: people, coffee, swearing, diets, cats and dogs are all rolled up in nudge-nudge, wink-wink innuendo.
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Peter Smith
Husband and wife duo Peter and Jayne Smith are a British artistic partnership and creators of one of the most collectable and beloved series of fine artworks, including their trademark Impossimal creatures which have gained a dedicated following among art enthusiasts for their unique blend of humour, creativity, and artistic craftsmanship.
Together they have created the Lost Impossimals™;, Lost Alice™; and Impossimals® series, which feature his beloved characters in a range of humorous scenes and situations. The Impossimals have gained a dedicated following among art enthusiasts for their unique blend of humour, creativity, and artistic craftsmanship.
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